totally tuesday

today was a pretty hot day.. thats exactly why i stayed inside ALL day. except for when i went to taco bell to celebrate the fact that a genius hispanic person created such food and then let taco tuesday be a holiday..to me atleast. i didnt have to work until 1 pm. ten points for the bosswoman. i fed my car and gave her a very brief bath..ya know, with those pointless cleaning things at the pump. they dont work especially when you have bug guts all over your grill and side windows and friggen' windshield. seriously im from north carolina, i lived in eden which my house wasnt in the country but if i drove east far enough id get there..and ive never had soo many families of bugs on my car like i do here in logan..its gross and sad for the families. and i found the bigger golds gym..because the golds gym that i went to when i first moved here was the size of my bathroom.{not really, but seriously it was teeny} so today as i was driving to the newmans i found the big golds gym..it was truly a happy hour. first taco bell then finding the big golds gym, hallelujah & congrats to eva she made a new record for herself. she cried a whopping 15 times. i counted. and this all happened after 1pm. and she fell asleep at 7:30 so maybe shes pmsing too.

after dinner i fourwheeled the trash down to the driveway thats 10miles away from the house and i RAN OVER A SNAKE. {sorry mace} i dont like snakes but i hate running over things, especially animals. i squirm like a little baby and make weird noises and my face probably looks super foolish too. but i didnt kill it. cause when i was driving back up to the house it was gone. so its ok. do snakes have nine lives like cats? or do they just have their organs all spread throughout their body so you have to really nail them in the right spot to kill them or even make them gush out blood. but this was also a satisfying thing cause it means im not a fatso. cause if i were i think it would have splattered out its liver or something. so go me for not being a moo. 

im going to bear lake this weekend and i am so excited! and there will be fireworks and maybe ill find some hot boy on a jetski or something, wouldnt that be groovy. 

screw apple, i tap it{which im suppose to}and this happens.?

she is a human caterpillar. after i tuck her in that is.

&just look at that face..i could eat her..cuhhhutaaay

HAPPY TACO TUESDAY EVERYONE.

random fact: my boss was in dazed & confused

and you can totally see her.