BABIES

i honestly believe its a necessity to have some sort of a baby in your life. max is on the otherside of the country so i need a baby in utah right now. so of course i turn to stephanie .."stephanie please make a baby to fulfill all my hearts little desires" "no, they whine poop pee cry ill get no sleep blah blah blah" .. everyone else who thinks she is selfish and should get slapped raise your hand. and you see stephanie and i have kinda had this unspoken race going on our entire lives for vanessas whole heart. throughout the time we lived at home it was kinda inevitable that stephanie was winning cause unlike steph .. i had friends,i liked to stay out late, and talk back to my parents because i thought i was large and in charge. but now since neither of us are home im not sure who is winning. sometimes i think its me cause you see vanessa laughs at basically anything i say and more than not i say things that are completely inappropriate because i like to see the expressions on peoples faces when i open my mouth..sometimes its great and then sometimes i really wish i just kept what i just said to myself..but theres no filter there from my brain to my mouth so whats a girl to do..and maybe or maybe not when my siblings will say something completely stupid i might just let a bird fly into the room.and vanessa doesnt laugh at steph cause steph isnt funny..shes said maybe 5 things that are actually really funny in her whole life..ive kept count. but they do talk on the phone everyday..vanessa and i dont do that. so it stumps me as to who is winning this life long war between the two of us. 

my plan overall is to have a baby before stephanie and i know that will make vanessa love me the most cause you see my boston has an obsession with babies..thats why she has so many friggen' kids..but she was an only child so lets cut her a break. i mean if you were to give your mother her first grandchild she would never forget that obviously so its going in the books that im bearing the first grandchild..he/she may or may not be brown or white it all depends on where i am with my life..ive already told my parents that if im not married by the time im 30 ill just become a travel guru woman and pick up my bald brown african baby in some crazy country that i probably will have to read out loud to pronounce it. and then have possibly two dogs. cause dogs are basically babies with fur. and we will live a beautiful life and i will win vanessas heart forever because not only will i have an amazing career being the best psychologist ever and she will be so proud of me but also i will have not only her first grandchild but he'll be round and chunky and bald and BROWN. nobody can say no to a brown child. its a good plan right?

*vanessa may or may not have told me to lie today for the very first time..i hope she takes back all the awful things she ever said to me after she found out i lied to her..and i bet nowadays she wishes i did lie to her. 

*i just ordered a papa johns pizza online..whatup 21st century 

*im watching anchorman and its the number one movie quoted in my house.

HAVE A HAPPY WEEKEND