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i am in charge of four little girls today..i think i would rather shovel cow crap.
i have been sitting at the table listening to barney,carebears,strawberry shortcake for over 2 hours by now and i think my head might explode. but i did just get my new apartment in logan and i am so excited there are no words!! ALKDJGLAKHDLGKJAL;DKGJALKDJGLAKDJGA. im so pumped! anyways i wanted to just say 5 random things about myself cause ya know...its what cool people do.
uno: being from a teeny tiny town in northern north carolina most people would think i would have an accent. I DONT! i do not have a southern accent. i have a draw is what people say. my vanessa is from boston massachusetts , but she has lived in NC for 30 + years and people still don't understand her..and my charlie is from good ol' utah and do you people from utah even have an accent?!! i don't think so. i was taught not to have a southern accent cause sometimes it sounds super ignorant and there is nothing more on this planet that will make my ma and pa flip tables than an ignorant person.
dos: i have a mild obsession with all things chunky..chunky babies,puppies,kids, midgets. the list could go on but so i don't scare you peeps ill just stop it at that. i was a pretty fat kid when i was made so hopefully all my kids will be chunks of love, i hope so at least. if i marry a tongan i KNOW my kids will be little lards. i can only pray for something so amazing to happen
tres: i am kind of a paranoid freak. when i was little i always tried to be really cool and act as if i liked scary movies and that i could watch them without covering my face..well that just led to being a paranoid idiot. the only movie that i honestly remember that scared the bejesus out of me was "the sixth sense" and oh my wowzers did it do a number to my mental state. i didn't even watch the whole movie cause i was so scared ( did i mention i was like 8 when i watched this , so 11 years later ) i remember this one scene the dead dude walked by the shower when the mom was in it or something like that and after that i had to take a shower with my sister for approximately 3 months and as i got older staying home alone was not an option. i am terrified of taking showers only because of the dead guy who haunts my thoughts. but think about it..the shower is the worst place for a robber or mass murder to come into your house right? i mean you're soaking wet and naked so its very unlikely you'll get away alive. ive looked up to see if i have some type of phobia of some sort but theres legitimately people who are so afraid of the shower that they don't take showers..people i bathe..daily!
cautro: i feel like i should go into the film business and be one of the people that just sits and watches movies all day long and gets paid boocoos of money..that sounds like the life huh!? i am obsessed with movies and tv shows. like right now im actually watching lost i started this series maybe a month ago and i am already on season 4. its sad actually!
cinco: i want to be a high school psychology teacher..i know its not the most ideal dream job but i better not be the one my family depends on anyways, cause i will have a studley husband whose like a surgeon or big time lawyer or something impressive like that. i dont want to be in school for 100 years, but i guess if i am a teacher i would be?! never thought of that one. I love the brain though (psychology) and i love helping people and if there were to be any time that i could change it would have been the four years i was in hell i mean high school. and plus who doesnt want to be known as the hottest teacher at school .. think about it..my thoughts exactly! i will excel in being the hottest teacher at my future place of occupation too;)
and now im going to a petting zoo with a ton of little kids cause only the cool parents were invited..im actually the nanny filling in for the parent but whatevs. there will probably be a post about that later.
have a happy day!
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